Internet model

A remarkable phenomenon sweeping the Internets regarding a sad, lonely, attention craving individuals seeking to be "unique" through photos of themselves. The photos usually are taken by a friend whose parents gave them a nice camera. Most networking sites are all overly saturated with these dorks. Usually, these folks have no connection to the real world and work in some sort of part time retail job.

"so, what do you do for a living?" said John
"oh, umm I an internet model" replied Tanya
"what do you mean by internet model?" questioned John
"my friend takes photos of me with his nice camera so I can put the pictures on myspace. So I can get attention I would never get elsewhere" replied Tanya
"oh so basically, you're an insecure bimbo who pretends to be something she's not on the internet?" said John
"no wonder we're in a recession" laughed john

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