Karen

A Karen refers to a person, almost always a woman, who goes above and beyond to inconvenience others in pursuit of what she wants.

Karens are natively found in grocery stores- especially Walmart- thrift stores, and children’s soccer games. You can spot a Karen by their obtusely short and blonde haircuts, bad eyeliner, cheap runners, the Starbucks drinks they seem to pull out of thin air, and the burning need to speak to managers.

Karen’s also see the need to interject their opinions on every single living person in their radius, even if no one asks or fucking cares. They will also attack you based on any and all opinions and beliefs that don’t align with their self righteous mentality, and will go to the grave trying to destroy you or your business over bullshit that’s not any of their concern (not to be confused with a debater). They will also whine about anything and everything in their lives to garner pity from friends and family simply because their miserable with their life.

If someone calls you a Karen, you need to seriously re-evaluate what you’re doing in that moment, or even with your life because honey, that ain’t it. In short, back the fuck off and walk away. It’s for the best.

Example 1:

Karen: Wear your mask!

Person: I have a medical condition so I can’t.

Karen: Do I look like I give a fuck about your ‘medical condition’ when you’re endangering everyone around you!? And keep your crotch goblins away from me they’re probably crawling it’s disease.

Example 2:

Karen: Let me speak the manager.

Employee: I Sure thing ma’am, let me call-

Karen: Did you just call me ‘ma’am’? How dare you, I will get you fired for this.

Goat

Goat, or also known as a raging fuckfard, is a small, four legged mammal, mostly found with horns. They’re noisy fuckers that like to eat your clothes, hair, scream all night, and butt your gut. They suck. But they’re cute.

Person: Aww what a cute goat!
Goat: Surprise mothertrucker *butts stomach*