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shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass

"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017


princkle

the act of poking somebody repeatedly with the pointy end of a pencil to get answers on the quiz in school.

*poke poke*

"...stop"
*pokepokepokepoke*
"WHaT"
"what's the answer to number 3?"
"bruh did you just princkle me?"
"yes. what's the answer"
"fuck off"

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017


princkle

the act of poking somebody repeatedly with the pointy end of a pencil to get answers on the quiz in school.

*poke poke*

"...stop"
*pokepokepokepoke*
"WHaT"
"what's the answer to number 3?"
"bruh did you just princkle me?"
"yes. what's the answer"
"fuck off"

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017


flabplat

The action of eating steak but not cutting it. you legit just pick the entire thing up with your fork and before you can even get a bite, it slides off of the fork and slaps onto your plate.

It leaves you very discouraged

"Aw man, dude, I just had a flabplat at the restaurant"
"HOLY FUCK DUDE ARE YOU ALRIGHT"
"I dont even know man."
"flabplats are the worst.. i feel so bad"
":("
"how the fuck did you just say ':('"
"must be the flabplat talking."
":0"
"oh shit"

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017


isfl

"i'm so fucking lonely"

"i don't have any friends. isfl"

by getoffmyblanket July 6, 2018


squiggly diggly

a penis with Parkinson's disease. aka) violently shaking at all times.

Jessica! I was about to fuck Joe and I found out he has a SQUIGGLY DIGGLY!! He ain't ever getting laid!

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

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b say harder

Its when you be fucking yo bitch from the back and she screams

"harder daddy!"
making you FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT FUCKING WHORE BITCH

yo man I was fucking my bitch yesterday and she was all like "HARDER"
my b say harder
aw man
HARDER DADDY
AH YES
FUCK YEAH

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

6👍 1👎