Haxtun

A small town in bum fuck nowhere Colorado, activities include a wide variety of fucking your own sister and working some shit job nobody in their right mind would do. You can expect the local population to have IQs below 70 and while thinking they are royalty. You can usually find the youth of the community at he local "C Mart" finger popping each other's assholes.

Are you from Haxtun?

No I've never fucked my sister.

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nopalitas

In Spanish this means "small cactus". In American slang this a reference to a small penis. A nopalitas is a person who compensates for their lack of penis length by telling tall tales. It is a unique form of "small-man" syndrome. Can be used like a tribal name (e.g. Rising Sun) and in this case is capitalized.

He said the clerks boobs were as big as my head, but seeing that this was coming from Nopalitas, I adjusted the picture in my head down to DD cups.

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