virgin

Becoming extremely rare, even among young/fat/ugly girls.

you: I heard she was a virgin
me: You're a gullible idiot

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Ogress

-A girl that is an ogress will be above average height, wider than most, and optionally ugly.

-The opposite of a spinner.

No one wanted to escort the ogress to the prom.

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W.I.C.K.

Everything you need before you leave the house...

Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys.

He knew he had everything he needed after a quick W.I.C.K. check.

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wick

Everything you need before you leave the house...

Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys.

He knew he had everything he needed after a quick WICK check.

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helsinki slammer

(From what I remember)

The act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.

I showed her how much I cared on our anniversary when I gave her the Helsinki Slammer.

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