boss block

when you set your facebook privacy settings to prevent your boss from seeing your wall posts or pictures.

Boss: I was going to wish Katie a happy birthday on facebook, but it looks like she doesn't even have a wall.

Employee: You've been boss blocked!

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phantom hip buzz

when you wear a Blackberry or cell phone with a belt clip, and you think you feel it buzzing, even though you are not actually wearing it at the moment.

Cubical worker 1: "Hold on, I bet this is Sarah..."
Cubical worker 2: "Dude, you're not even wearing your Blackberry!"
Cubical worker 1: *sigh* "Phantom hip buzz."

daduate

1. verb - to daduate - to graduate from an institution of higher learning as a result of a generous contribution from your parents to the school.

2. noun - a daduate - a person whose parents are primarily responsible for their graduation from college.

Person 1: "Can you believe he's walking today? His grades were straight F's!"

Person 2: "Dude, he's a daduate. Didn't you notice his dad's name on the new school administration building?"