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Degredating (verb) Going on a date or actively dating someone who degrades you. Originally coined accidentally by Jimmie Whisman in a Small Town Murder episode.
Oh no, Jane is degredating Jim again, that asshole who constantly puts her down.
Misinterpretated (verb)
To pretend to know the meaning of a word and incorrectly use, explain or define it to others.
After Jimmy explained that his boss presented the material in a languid manner, Sally, having no clue but wanting to sound educated, nodded and misinterpretated to her friends that she didn't like bosses who used too many words either.
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Chocolamistic (adj)
1. Unusually optimistic due to chocolate consumption.
Chocolamist (noun)
2. A person whose mood is in an elevated state after eating chocolate
After three quickly-consumed Hershey bars, Jenny was chocolamistic that the work day would pass quickly.
Tenticulate (verb)
To wrap, cover or tangle in a network of tentacles or tentacle-like items or appendages.
1. Due to Steve's carelessness, the computer became tenticulated in a mess of wires, cables and cords.
2. David's hugs were so aggressive that Kathy felt tenticulated, smothered in his arms and other body parts like a small fish in the grasp of an octopus.
Chocolavoire (n)
Someone or something whose diet consists mostly of chocolate, cocoa or chocolate-flavored foods and beverages.
Not to be confused with a chocoholic, whose addiction is mild compared to a chocolavoire.
Chocolavorous (adj)
Eating primarily chocolate with little consumption of anything else.
Frank, a chocolavoire by nature, hoarded Dove dark chocolate bars in his desk drawer at work and couldn't start the day without a cup of hot cocoa.
Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
The innards of any crusty loaf of bread. The word was first coined by Randy Marthins. Bread Innards.
Ick, I hate the soft brinnards. I prefer the outer crust of the bread.