ghetto nuns

best friends who are cooler than anyone else.
bitches you just don't fuck with. ever.

Hannah: Oh I so fucked with those ghetto nuns.
Grace: Oh shit girl! You are FUCKED. They're gonna sugar your gas tank and plant coke in it and get you pulled over. FUCK.

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downstairs

a girls vag.

her chamber of secrets.

her no no square.

J Nasty: Don't tell Meg I told you, but she totally showed me her downstairs.
Caitlin: OH!

Five minutes later:
Caitlin: So, Meg. I heard you showed J Nasty your "downstairs"?
Meg: *laughs hysterically*

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pearl necklace

when a dude comes on a bitches chest.

Meg: All i want is for J Nasty to give me a pearl necklace.
Caitlin: Matt gave me one last night, and some of it got on my pillow.

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jamboree

Place where men look to fuck ugly girls in the country

dude 1:"Dude, i totally fucked this fugly girl at a jamboree last night"
dude 2:"no way man, party foul. Megan is way prettier"

megan: "ugh jnasty fucked this girl at a jamboree. i bet she was fugly."
caitlin: "oh man thats some shit. i'ma beat his ass for fucking a fugly bitch instead of youu."

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