hayden

Some fat feker who likes to get enjoyment out of his dad grounding him when hes a naughty boy. Hayden has a pebble of a sister who walks around like the cock of the walk even though her diet is the maccies menu. Hayden is a short gay man with horrible taste in men. He wears a rainbow coloured poppy because he likes to spread a gay message just like he spreads his willy wonka across his dads teeth. Hayden is hayden.

Did you see that fat bloke on the bus? It was definitely a hayden.