squiddy

a person that uses all his limbs, fingers and toes during any sexual act, even on himself. Enjoys ramming himself with a double bass while strumming his nipples with his fingers like he was playing said double bass. Also cries when gets on a boat, water reminds him of being in the bath and cleaning himself, an act that only happens on his birthday, and only if he can take the double bass with him all lubed up.

jesus, look at that tramp he is a squiddy

Oh my god that guy last night totally pulled a squiddy on me

That double bass neck looks bent, must have been squiddys old one

jesus, havent seen squiddy look so clean, must have been his birthday yesterday

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