JACOB

jacob is a self centered, gay tool who everyone thinks is so annoying. he takes mirror selfies, flirts with every girl in his school and bites his lip more then anyone you'll ever meet. jacob asks girls to send him pictures in the shower and tries to touch their butts as much as possible. jacob may seem way starlight, but don't let him
mislead you, he is gay and obsesses over girls to cover it up. jacob is the definition of a douchebag

Girl 1: OMG JACOB IS THE BIGGEST TOOL IVE EVER MET IN MY LIFE

Girl 2: I KNOW, DID YOU HEAR HE WAS ACTUALLY GAY?

Girl 3: HES A GAY TOOL

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gia

Gia also happens to mean "the greatest turkey" along with kayber
The name Gia came about whilst playing squash at Lexden. How cool.

"Who is GROOVY?"
"OH MY, IT'S GIA!"

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kayber

Kayber basically means "The greatest turkey"
Originally called Katy, the name was adopted when gia got insanely hyper and forgot her best friend's name.

"Who is the coolest and the greatest turkey?"
"OH MY IT'S KAYBER!!!"

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henchman

oafff, needs to die her hair back!!! and get some friends

shes so fat, ugly....I mean she is a HENCHMAN

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