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Sheridan

A man who engages in orgies and swinging and who subsequently prevails upon his wife and friends to protect his reputation.

May also be a verb e.g. to Sheridan in false defence of a person's sexual reputation.

Named in honour of Thomas Sheridan, Scottish former politician.

Noun: I know what that man has been doing. He is a Sheridan.

Verb: My boss knows I am a swinger. I will ask my wife to Sheridan for me.

by giardiaman October 10, 2010

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Person of taste

A homosexual man who enjoys licking the anus of another homosexual man.

Homosexual Man 1: "Are you a person of taste?"
Homosexual Man 2: I sure am. I am going to eat out your ass.
Homosexual Man 1: I hope it is to your taste.

by giardiaman October 25, 2013

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Prostate pool

A sex act that requires the submissive partner to receive anal penetration by a penis, a sex toy or any other improvised device. In so doing, the prostate is prodded, much in the way that a pool ball is struck by the pool cue.

Homosexual Man 1: "How about a game of prostate pool?"
Homosexual Man 2: "That sounds mighty fine. Are you going to put a pool cue up my ass?"
Homosexual Man 1: "I was kinda thinking of using a baseball bat instead."

by giardiaman December 11, 2013

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toley puncher

A Scottish term for a homosexual man who enjoys inserting his clenched fist into the anus of another homosexual man. "Toley" is a Scottish term for faeces.

Homosexual man 1: "Are you a toley puncher?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure am."
Homosexual man 1: "My rectum currently contains a large mass of toley. Would you like to punch it?"
Homosexual man 2: "I sure would. Would you like me to wear a boxing glove?"

by giardiaman November 3, 2013

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Bat's wings

The withered and discoloured labia of an elderly woman.

Her old bat's wings fluttered around the root of my hampton while her dentures rattled with pleasure.

by giardiaman July 3, 2010

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