shit snatch

It is a ass hole but stricly only an ass hole that is experiencing an extreme bout of the trots and when a pork sword is thrust within it rapidly shits upon the unhappy shaggers balls.

Her vag was rather slack and hanging loose like the mouth of a tired dog, so i decided to ram it in her shit snatch and all hell broke loose, how was i supposed to know she had a dickey tummy and she shat on my balls.

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slam twatted

When someone is so drunk that they appear to be from a parralel universe or another planet. Speaking a language not known to man and acting in a way to contradict all known reality etc.

Fuck me mate i got proper munted last night.
But shit me did you see dave he was slam twatted, especially when he nailed that copper in the poo cunt.