Quartermasters

A group of mildly athletic band kids hand-picked by the directors for modern-day child labor. Their proficiency ranges from absolute angels to destructive morons who drop megaphones on buses. Within their closet, they possess an Ouija board, which has become their pseudo-mascot for some ungodly reason. By the end of their season, their collective IQ will have degenerated into that of a strawberry.

"Oh my gosh, the met just imploded! Those darn quartermasters."