Eastern Shore Sober

Living on the Eastern Shore of Maryland living life all while being a fully functional alcoholic. But hey we don't do drugs (weed is not a drug ).

Having some cocktails at night. Waking up going in and working hard. Repeat until the weekend where you continue to day drink.

1) Nah man I am still Eastern Shore Sober. I only had 10 , tenies(10 oz bud lights found only in MD) so I am good to go for a country ride.

fag stew

When multiple dudes enter a hot tub to simmer and sweat out thier gayness. This can also apply to more than two grown nlmen in the backseat of a car, or three fat dudes in an airplane row.

Did you see all those dudes in the hotel jacuzzi. All they needed is some potatoes and onions and that would be a 4 star fag stew.

Toebuttin

The act of sticking your big toe in the ass of someone you care for.

I get a slight chubby when my girlfriend gets a pedicure, because i know that I am going to get some toebuttin action.

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buttoein

the act of having a loved one stick their big toe up your ass, preferrably after a pedicure.

I can't wait to show my boyfriend my pedicure. He loves buttoein after i get my toes made up.