Only Child Syndrome

An incurable disease where the victim, after spending their childhood and adolescence in the endless days wallowing lonliness that comes along with being an only child, will prey on the opposite sex to fill the open role of an older or younger brother or sister in their life. this may be considered to be even sicker than a girl with daddy issues.

this often times only occours to children of white collar, yuppie, work-a-holic parents who tend to spend every waking moment neglecting their child for either work, buisness trips, or vacations with their husband/wife.

in almost every case of only child syndrome, the one kid was either a mistake or the opposite sex of what the parent was hoping for.

"jen is such a gold digger she only goes for rich older guys!"
"no, she just has only child syndrome, shes looking for someone to fill the role of an older brother!"
"ooh."

due to my only child syndrome, i was only friends with older girls in middle/high school, because i didnt have an older sister!

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