Gleason

F*ckhead. Someone who is unable to obtain “b*itches”. The word implies multiple things such as: shortness, extreme homosexuality (fingers in butt), OCD, hair perfectionist, and avid breast feeder. You may hear the word “gleason” if you are on a pre-school playground, as he has a type. A “gleason” is also a person who is vulnerable and unable to protect himself when being bullied in locker rooms. Parents (and children) beware of “gleason”

“Gosh, he likes fingers in his butt, major gleason moment” “honey get my breast milk pump it’s time for gleason” “dude stop fixing your hair, you’re such a gleason” “lmao you short as hell, major gleason moment fr”