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Diocracy

Only one letter away from Idiocracy, Diocracy is a variant of democracy where voters are only presented with two legitimate choices to pick from. Typically, in a diocaracy people who chose one of the presented options are pitted against those who picked the only alternative.

The United States of America is turning into a diocracy.

by gilman_god October 24, 2020


Sconnie Quesadilla

A delicacy in the state of Wisconsin, the Sconnie Quesadilla is a food comprised of a slice of bread lathered to perfection with butter and then folded in half on itself.

I was hungover, after parting all weekend so I made a sconnie quesadilla before I went to work.

by gilman_god January 19, 2019

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Musket

A musket is a small cardboard tube (one typically found in a pack of RAW cones)with a filter, filled with the weed left over from rolling a cone or joint. Using a "ramrod" the weed is packed down and the tube is trimmed. A Muskets resemble a one hitter but can last for multiple hits.

Some guy with a Confederate flag cowboy hat wanted to smoke weed for the first time so I packed him a musket. Two hits turned him into general Lee.

by gilman_god January 19, 2019

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Sconnie Slip Up

The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.

I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.

by gilman_god January 23, 2019


Sconnie symphony

A sconnie symphony is a musical performance put on by multiple inebriated people singing the same song. Usually a sconnie symphony is wildly out of tune or off tempo, however it seems to add to the drunken ambiance.

We were at a crowded frat party when “Buttercup” came on and the entire room started to sing along. The sconnie symphony could be heard from Camp Randal to the Kohl Center.

by gilman_god February 26, 2019