Edris

A sandman who can't stop texting his girl. He drives like Hellen Keller, and crashes cars like the American stock market in the 20's. Always breaks homie swears, and is the biggest hypebeast in vegans. He looks like a New Year's Resolution noob in the gym, and his cable tricep extensions look like he's bending over to jerk off a giant. He hates pork for some reason too. Also his dad is lowkey Manuel Noriega.

"Yo Edris, come get some pepperoni pizza!"
"I can't I don't eat pork, and I'm texting my girl."

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Agoura high school

pt 1

Welcome to Agoura high school, the less rich version of Calabasas, but equally as shitty. Now don't get me wrong, we may be less rich than Calabasas, but we still get a shit ton of funding from Jewish sugar daddies. I can 100% guarantee that extra funding goes to school upgrades and improvements. Nah fuck that, it goes to teacher paychecks. Half the time you have no idea what the hell the teachers are talking about due to their lack of motivation and realization that they're stuck in a dead end job teaching ranges of kids, half of which should be in fucking juvie hall. As far as students go, it's pretty diverse, with the spectrum ranging from the next Nobel prize winner, to borderline down syndrome. It never ceases to amaze me how such levels of utter stupidity can even exist in the 21st century. However, natural selection exists, and it's quite easy to tell which popular fagtards will burn out like a star as soon as high school ends and they become part of the working world.

"I love Agoura high school!"
-said no one ever

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