Libby's

A term given to college students, who couldn't "cut it" in their desired majors and switched to liberal arts (AKA: Libby's)

Bill: Hey dude, I haven't seen that blonde girl Brittney in the library recently, what's up with that? She was hot.

George: Yeah bro, she doesn't spend five hours a day in there anymore studying Microbiology because she couldn't handle it anymore, she's one of the Libby's now.

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Waiting for the Wiki

The time it takes for an event to be recorded or updated on Wikipedia after the event has occured.

The down time of Waiting for the Wiki was much quicker when Michael Jackson passed away, compared to when Hurricane Katrina hit. Sick, I know.

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Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions.

example1:

Tom: hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that Holly Lolly girl from the Sunset Tan show?

Jon: yeah man, i have that shizzle stored in my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

example2:

Matt: hey bud, did you end up hooking up with that horny, drunk blonde chick that was all over you last night?

Steve: Nahh dawgg, before we left to my place she passed out in the bathroom, i had to bring out old memories from my Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box that night as a pathetic attempt to even come close to the amount of pleasure that i was so close to getting...

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dicktatership

A barge with a numerous amount of male penises with an abundance of fresh cropped potatoes.......can also be a rule of tyranny as well.

i drove Martin's Dicktatership towards the dock, just to be stopped by those blasted Soviets......fuckin' dictatorship.

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