Bekah

a jewish name usually given to queer ginger girls, whose clothes tend to be too small for them due to their love of anything edible. Cries at most occasions, for example social gatherings like parties where people take photos of there horrid faces whilst they cry. Is insatiably weird, tries to sound intelligent and fails dismally with crap facts that are usually the random workings of the mind. They will probably never get a boyfriend though are luckily incredibily happy in the company of dogs.

Person one: hey, whose that ginge with the pooch and love handles.

person two: oh, thats probably Bekah. she set her baklava on fire as it cooks
Person one: she's well fat
Person two: Yeah i know, lets take a picture

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