citidiot

Someone from the City who ventures to the country for small periods of time for "vacation" and annoys the hell out of country folk.

Someone defined by the following characteristics:

1. Someone who needs indoor plumbing on a regular basis (regular showers)
2. Someone who cannot build a camp fire
3. Someone who cannot put up a tent
4. Someone who wears cologne/perfume outside of the city/suburb
5. Someone who knows nothing of the country, country music or country etiquette
6. Someone who cannot survive without technology
7. Someone who complains about the country, when in the country, to country people while boasting about the city
8. Someone who is sacred of local wildlife and continually asks "what's that smell/noise?"
9. Someone who can't defend themselves against Mosquitoes

10. Someone who confuses plaid and flannel

Jamie's such a citidiot, why did we invite him camping?

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internet girl

A girl who is constantly browsing the internet and knows everything that goes on in social media, from new memes, to new youTube clips, to new gossip about celebrities.

Andrea always knows what's happening, she must be an internet girl.

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