konk

Konk is a multi-faceted word. It is usually said in a sexual or physical manner, but can have many meanings when used in the appropriate context. It can be quite difficult to go wrong with the word "konk." Is there something that's throwing you off your normal vibe? Then you're probably getting KONKED by something.

"Oh my god dude, I konked the hell out of her last night."

"I got into a bar fight last night, I konked this guy in the nose so bad. He was gushing blood everywhere."

"This weather is konking me right now. Not a fan."

"This Physics exam tomorrow is gonna konk the shit out of me. Pray for me."

"My Instagram post is getting so many likes right now, my Notification Center is getting konked!"

"The vibes today are konking me right now, Mercury is definitely in retrograde."

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