jizmingler

a lady of negotiable affection who frequently has several men's jiz 'mingled' in her lady bits.

'be careful if you go home with her she is a jizmingler'
jiz jizz

nationality try hard

A person who claims to be several nationalities when they are clearly not, in particular someone who claims to have more fractions of nationality that can possibly make one whole,

Where are you from

I am british, you?

I am a quarter french, a quarter Irish, two thirds spanish, one eigth african american and two nineteenths scottish

oh right....well done, have you heard of 'nationality try hards?'