community service

Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.

"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"

"Yeah, he's doing community service"

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Technotard

A person who is technologically retarded. Esp. concerning computers and gadgets.

God, my mum is such a technotard! She asked if my Macbook charger would connect her iPod to her Windoze laptop!