Usually involves occupying a melter at a party, usually unintentionally so that the rest of the partiers need not suffer.
"Ben's been talking to that melter Jerry for about half an hour now"
"Yeah, he's doing community service"
A person who is technologically retarded. Esp. concerning computers and gadgets.
God, my mum is such a technotard! She asked if my Macbook charger would connect her iPod to her Windoze laptop!