monkey

"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.

hey willy,fancy feeding the monkey?

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doing the harold

australian for "gone missing" or "shutting thru". it cames from the prime minister of Australia which in 1966 suddendly disappeare while he was swimming in Mornington Peninsula.Apparently he was eaten by a shark.

is your mate doing the harold?

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piss in a brewery

"he or she couldn't set up a piss in a brewery",means that someone is so useless that can't do anything properly,not even getting drunk (getting pissed) in a brewery.it's a scottish saying

"who is gonna book the restaurant ?" "billy says he'd take care of it" "oh,fuck, billy?he couldnt set up a piss in a brewery"

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