Shanahoe

A shanahoe is a commonly used name to describe the girls that attend Bishop Shanahan High School. If you ever say this to a Shanahan kid, they will either laugh at you or punch you in the face. However, most of the girls that do attend Shanahan are not shanahoes, for it is just a name made up by the public school kids that are just jealous of the rich girls. The other girls that go to Shanahan that are not what you describe as a shanahoe are either religious freaks, band kids, or they’re actually somewhat normal. The girls that do fit the definition of a shanahoe normally go to parties with alcohol or smoking and they’re either on the cheer team or the lacrosse team. If you walk into the school bathroom in the morning all you will get is the strong waft of mango juul pods and you’ll know that a shanahoe is present. Shanahan girls have to wear an extremely short and ugly green skirt everyday, and if you don’t pull up your socks or your tights have holes in them then you immediately get demerits. The short skirt is usually what throws people off to call all of the girls at Shanahan shanahoes, even though we can’t control how short our skirt is because the uniform store makes them that way.

Person 1: Wow she is such a shanahoe.

Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: I don’t know, all the Shanahan girls just annoy me for some reason. Maybe it’s because they dress so revealing.
Person 2: You know, she can’t control what she wears to school, because it’s a uniform.

Person 1: I know but she just looks ridiculous.

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