diddle

to caress or tickle, but not to the point of laughter.

girl: "will you diddle my arm? it's my favorite, it really relazes me and turns me on!"

boy: "heck yes!"

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delovely

the only word used to descibe your feelings towards a person the exact moment you realize you are in forever in love with them.

*boyfriend and girlfriend watching a movie, girl eating popcorn and turns towards her boyfriend, only to catch him starring at her*

girl: "why are you looking at me like that?"

guy: "you are delovely, you are perfect, you are breathtaking...and i will always love you."

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xtreme soccer

soccer played on the beach, hands, trick plays, tackeling, pulling hair, and grabbing clothing is allowed. only real official rules are:

1. no out of bounds
2. no kicking or throwing sand in to somebody's face

mark: "it's the season opener for XTREME soccer today, you pumped?"

becky: "are you kidding me? i've been waiting for this day since the season finals last year!"

whatev

originaly used in the 2006 milkyway commercial, a shortned and funny way of saying "whatever."

mother: "you need to study for your test tomorrow!"

son: "whatev...i'll be fine."

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makeout whore

a girl that makes out with numerous guys, sober or intoxicated, but has no intentions of making a relationship out of it. she does this for pure pleasure and the enjoyment of the moment.

guy: "so, do you want to maybe catch a movie with me later this week?"

girl: "i don't know..."

guy: "but, we totally hit it off at that party last night! i thought you were into me?"

girl: "don't take it personally, but i'm just a makeout whore."

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wifey

used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.

jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"

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muffin point

that point you reach when you are so tired that every single thing said or done is the funniest thing ever, you giggle uncontrollably and irrationally. the more you laugh the more you can't stop.

ben: "look at that car!"

sarah: "hahaha, omg, hahaha!"

ben: "you are so at the muffin point!"

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