parkville

the place where you can find a whole school of kids playing outside all day because their uber-christian parents pretend that they are teaching them at home. where you could at one point find a balanced number of pro-george w. and anti-george w. bumper stickers. where, it doesn't matter if one is a "wigger" or a "goth" because either way, you've convinced me not to drink the water here. but it is a quaint little spot, rednecks and all. inflatable ravens characters adorn front lawns and drinking on the porch is not a-typical. also: thugs can be found at the whiz car wash and taco bell across the street where as the hottopic kids linger around burger king. don't confuse people from carney with parkvillians or else they are insulted.

Carney: Pfft, I'm north of Parkville. or should I say "pukeville"?

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evergreen

A post or comment made a while ago that bites the original poster in the ass. Trump is a prime example, complaining about President Obama’s golfing and then golfing more than Tiger Woods after being falsely elected.

Here’s another evergreen tweet from Trump that contradicts the things he pretends to stand for

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peppermint swirl

when a woman is on top during her period then decides to drop the semen/blood mix into her partner's bellybutton. no outties.

the only time i don't gag when it comes to c-u-m is when i'm givin the ole peppermint swirl

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hampden

hampden is the royal farms headquarters of the world.

hampden's bike lanes double as jazzy speedways.

hampden can satisfy all your non-contractual cellphone needs. no questions asked.

hampden has a disturbing amount of peewee herman memorabilia and an unhealthy relationship with flamingos.

hampden is a good place for getting burned for ready rock at 4 am after coming down off of shrooms.

hampden's mcdonalds gives you really salty fries. just sayin.

hampden: home of dimitri's. where one can purchase a beverage for three dollars (including tip) at 6:01 am.

hampden: home of the largest slice of pizza ...and diarrhea.

some home grown celebrities: hey helen (r.i.p.), that dude with the tattoos on his face, the other dude with the swastika on his chest (who hangs with black dudes), the king brothers, big bubba (fire hero), and magoo - to name a few.

yous two stay here. mama's going to the rite aids. (in hampden)

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