hippie butt

a well rounded, highly desirable, irrestibly squishy, butt. When the term "hippie butt" is applied one will think of someone who is a modern age hippie and has a cute little butt as well as toned body.

Mallory: Ohmigod, look at that hippie butt!
Me: Ha ha, I do have such a hippie butt!
Tony: What you mean hippie butt?
Me: It's like another informal way of saying "Dat ass," instead of it's more appropriate and sounds way softer. Like, hippie butt sounds better over all.
Tony:(looks at butt thinking): Hey, yeah now that I think about it, it does resemble a hippie butt.

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Muppet

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.

Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet