lisading

Pronounced "Liss-uh-ding"
Combination of the words "Listening" and "Reading"

Present tense of what you would call "Reading" an Audiobook

Past tense; "Lead"
Present; "Lisading"
Future; "Lead"

You: "So I was lisading to this book on Audible the other day..."

The Willening

Every time someone physically interrupts a performer of some sort. Even more so if a wife was involved either directly or indirectly. It's usually a joke at the wife's expense that triggers a textbook "The Willening".

T.I. once allegedly "The Willening'd" a stand up comedian that also talked about his wife.

Hot Pocket

a blow job, female to male oral sex, fellatio done under duress or with an element of danger such as in a movie theater or other such public place.

Hey girl, can I get a Hot Pocket?

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