A person who will pry you away from a conversation and talk to you alone for a very long time about things that don't interest you, like the civil war or advanced economics. If someone attempts to rescue you from this Fagaling, the Fagal will stop him/her without fail. Watch out for the Fagal at parties, because there is no escape.
Also can be used to describe the act of being imprisoned by the Fagal.
Jake: "Man, I was good to go with that chick last night, but I got Fagaled something fierce, and next thing I know she's gone."
Fred: "Shit, you gotta watch out for those motherfuckers."
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