Wilmington, N.C.

The place dreams go to die.

Guy 1: Hey man, I'm moving.
Guy 2: Really? Where?
Guy 1: Wilmington, N.C.
Guy 2: Oh man, that sucks. Here, let me buy you something nice for your loss of your dignity, dreams, and sanity.

Girl 1: Yee-haww! We havin a rootin tootin good time for now! I sure hope that socialist Obama don't take away our bible rights though!
Girl 2: *thinks* I. Have. To. Move.

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