pommy bastard

Australian slang.
see pompommybastard
Derogatory term.
Very effective at upsetting Englishmen during a cricket tour of Australia.
Frequently appears in major Australian newspapers during these tours.

Shut up ya pommy bastard!!

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battle fat

Australian Slang.
Term given to the erection hard on which occurs in some combat soldiers about to enter the battle ground.

Australian Army uniforms are designed to accommodate the onset of a battle fat.

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nippled up

Australian Slang.
Erection of the female nipples.

That sheilas all nippled up.

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cunt up

Australian slang.
To fall over.

Jacko went cunt up on that tree root.
Dave knocked my beer and it went cunt up.

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stickbook

Australian slang for Adult pornographic print publications.
Glossy format enables easy removal of fluid spillage.
Most commly read by males and butch lesbians in luchrooms at places of employment.
Known cure for blueballs syndrome.

My stickbooks arrive via mail subscription.

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drop kick

Australian slang.
seewanker
reasonably polite and socially acceptable.

Hey johnno, ya drop kick.

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drain the spuds

Australian slang.
A male urinating.

I'II just drain the spuds and be back soon.

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