tiger breakfast

When you fuck your friend’s mom and then the next morning cook your friend breakfast like a caring father figure while calling them fatherly nicknames such as “tiger”, “champ”, or “big guy”.

Max was being a pretentious asshole, so this morning I put him back in his place and served him a big ol’ tiger breakfast. You should have seen the look on his face when I put the eggs on his place and called him “champ.”