hatsuki

A tall beautiful girl who is vey loyal and will do anything for her friend. If you mess with her friends, she will defeat you with the power of friendship! Hatsuki has come to a point in her life where she needs a stronger word than fuck. She was born for politics. She has great hair and she loves lying!

Eg.1
Person A: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?
person B: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Hatsuki: Smad.

Eg.2
Man 1: (walking into a room) Sorry I'm late ... I was ...doing things
(Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder)
man 2: They pushed me down the stairs!!
Man 1: don't be such a Hatsuki

slows

A state of being confused, so much that you become disconnected from the real world.

Verb: slowsing

She entered the slows today in chemistry class.

I've been slowsing for a week now.