Housebitch

Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".

Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.

23👍 20👎

Pembroke

A small town south of Boston in Massachusetts. It is often refered to as "The Broke." It is well known for absolutely nothing, it's town green, little league baseball, and poop smearing on the high school walls

I wish I didn't live in Pembroke

150👍 84👎

falconi

A man of many talents, also known as a real hero, this person is really good looking and is a big shot who calls all the shots in town.

wow falconi your so hot i want your babies

62👍 30👎

aussiemagna SPAMMER

introduced by EEK and MEH of AM fame, the 2 most notorious spammers in AM history

normal person: that is correct
EEK: i have fluffy stuff and macdonalds fries in a jar
MEH: yes, i like pizza.
EEK: kekekek
MEH: STFU eric
MEH: I need my medicine
EEK: i just saw a rabbit

so on and so forth

20👍 13👎

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

10👍 6👎

Cumes

Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".

Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.

5👍 5👎

exegete

In depth study/examination

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