Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

Plowman Special

The Plowman Special can be anything as long as its based from fecal matter.

Darwin: Yo I just saw some guy making a Plowman Special
Rychard Time: Yooooo!!!!