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Mintied - When you look at something given to you by Bilal, it looks good & you accept it at face value.....
Martin "I sent it here, which appears to be the wrong place. But, I asked Bilal where to put it and this was what he linked me...... George replied "You trusted a link? You must be mintied".
used as a euphemism for vagina/pussy
source heidi montag's "body language." song
"And I don't think I've ever heard someone refer to her vagina as a "spotlight" in song before, but it seems to fit. Ugh. I feel the need to listen to some Art Bears now."
(thanks for words sarrible)
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When something inexplicable has gone wrong in the Network Operations Centre, that is more irritating than serious, and someone is trying to cover it up. Then an event log is reviewed.... and the person reviewing the event log is the person that has done something more irritating than serious. Setting themselves up to fail.
So George.......... it was you that caused that irritating error? You saw this in the event log? So you Self-Bilal'd...?
Fucknapped or being subjected to a Fucknapping. Where a couple have not been seen for an entire week to ten days after the parents have gone on Holiday. Giving the impression of a missing person or kidnapping. But they are really fucking thier partner & sleeping all week long without leaving the house.
Has anyone seen Jennifer or James since last weekend? No, its like they have been kidnapped since Jennifers parents went on holiday.... Dont worry, James is being fucknapped. The pair have been fucknapping all week!!!
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When you take laxative, forget and then fast for 40+ hours, spending 28 hours of it in ketosis...
âSteve, you spent 28 hours in Ketosis and took laxatives? Thatâs Alaxing!â âIs that so? Then I alaxed the shit out of the toilet half hour ago....â
What people get sick from when they donât follow mandatory requirements or recommendations.
So what did Pavel get sick with? Dumvid-19... he refused to wear a mask when he was at the all you can eat Buffet in Frankfurt.
Assmageddon - when you drink 500ml of Prune Juice straight, you empty you bowel 30 minutes later in a single delivery.
Bro! Clean the toilet! Itâs like an assmageddon in there!