BURGER-tarian

A person who lives, sleeps and breathes burgers...but understands consumption of beef is bad for our planet, so they take one month off a year from eating juicy hamburgers following #NationalHamburgerDay becase global warming.

"Are you a meat eater?" -Adam

"I sure am! But I'm a practicing BURGER-tarian...I take one month off the beef each year because cow farts = carbon emissions = global warming."