A penis, preferably a long erect one
Me: I want to stick my shlongue up your vagina. Is that cool with you?
Slut: Anytime!Γ°ΒΒΒ
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when a huge 8 inch or longer penis ejaculates and the penis tip is covered in cum so you cant see the actual dick, only white gooey goodness.
My foot-long always gets big wetwillies when i tug the turkey watching Ariana Grande porn.
the reason I haven't killed myself yet. THANK YOU MEMES!!!!!!!!
Someone born with a penis and vagina
I can impregnate myself since i'm a Double Whammy!
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The act of purposely acting like a niggerfaggot and a retard because you think it's funny. This word originates from the word dank memes but now it just describes retards and niggerfaggots alike.
My best friend is always crawling around acting like a dank retard
When your fucking two girls and take a shit in between one of their tits, cum on it, piss on it, and then the other girl eats it.
Last night i gave those girls a New Jersey Hot Dog in our threesome