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A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
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A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.
She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries
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An infinite platoon is a vivid dream - often a nightmare - that sticks with you for a long period of time. It usually occurs when you are physically or mentally stressed. Current life events and thoughts or fears are filtered through dream logic, creating something uncanny and hard to forget.
A common infinite platoon is dreaming about a movie you just watched (ex. Platoon) and a deep anxiety (ex. wasting time, perhaps by watching an infinitely long movie).
Infinite platoons have become more common during the COVID-19 quarantine due to higher levels of stress and boredom.
I think I had an infinite platoon last night, I can't stop thinking about it. I woke up on the verge of tears.
Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.
"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"
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Someone who only has sex with OP's mom.
As an opsmomsexual, I sometimes feel discriminated against because of my sexuality.
To meep: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it worse than the original, often having negative effects on that idea or style in general.
"The Little Panda Fighter meeped Kung Fu Panda."
When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
Pseudoscientific racism for the detail-oriented.
Γ’ΒΒThe study of phrenology emerged in the 19th century, as did Freudian psychology and the practice of putting cocaine in every bodily orifice.Γ’ΒΒ
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