Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

LeSunburnt

Nickname for NBA star LeBron James. He acquired this nickname after his first round lost at the hands of the Phoenix Suns in 6 games. He stormed out of the game and into the tunnels immediately at the conclusion of game 6 because of the intense burns the Suns dealt him.

A: “Yo why LeBron have to be so salty, he could’ve at least shook hands or something smh”

B. “Yea, well, that’s LeSunburnt for ya”

Uncas

The science of putting a fart into a plastic water bottle, closing it for 5 minutes or so to let it fester.

After 5 minutes you open the bottle and sniff your creation while slightly giggling.

* Eating in cafeteria

A: “Yo what the hell, that guy just farted into his plastic bottle all inconspicuously?!”

B: Ahh, he must be practicing Uncas.