Freakyiano

A noun
Used when someone is behaving particularly more freaky than normal,

Person A: blow on my face, i wanna taste!
Person B:woah there calm down Freakyiano.

Ma johnson

Noun

to refer to ones penis without context. Inserted randomly in a conversation.

Person A: hey where do you want to eat.
Person B: Ma johnson.

Suraf govender

a noun/verb

to refer to a person who is being a devious little shit, this person is normally 5'6 or bellow.
A person who acts like this normally heavily uses words like "Freakyiano" and "ma johnson"

Person A: man what nice weather we are having
Suraf govender: Ma johnson
Person A: wth