How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

No one is no one, only one

Something that blurted out of my mouth when I was pacing around my room, talking to myself about love, suffering from wanting-to-be-held syndrome, AND HAD ONLY 4 HOURS OF SLEEP THE LAST NIGHT.

I think it was supposed to mean, “Everyone has an only one” or something.

“No one is no one, only one. Words from a young, hormone-crazy lady.”