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n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears
I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!
(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!
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To give hand relief while wearing ermine trimmed gloves.
Pete felt like the queen when he got a damn good stoating.
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Deriving from Zep Tepi, in the ancient Egyptian, which meant "the splendid place of the first time". The godess Tepi often provided a safe haven for sexual novices. This gave rise to a cult of the modern-day Tepian society, now manifested in the corporate entity 'TepiCorp'.
Geez, I'd like to bang Tepi!
See Tepi ball
see TepiCorp
see waxing
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a little crumpet eating english cracker who actually worships the Xbox and goes to xbox seminars. He also had wet dreams about the Xbox, and he also hates the Ps2.
Wrath Storm: Xbox PWNZ!!!!!!
Kimimaro: bitch the PS2 PWNZ
Wrath Storm: well the xbox is made by bill gates!
Kimimaro:so?????
Wrath storm: bill gates is awesome!!
Kimimaro: crumpet eating basterd
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Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.
michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95
In Northern Ireland, scobe is used to describe someone who is tight with money and tries to get whatever they can for free
you're a scobe for picking that money off the ground
i'm going to try and scobe a free pint off him
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