California

The most overrated state ever. All that's nice is the weather. There are gay people everywhere, crime, ghetto people, earthquakes, no seasons, pollution, too crowded, and too expensive.

Dumb Californian: Hey, it's summer!
Smart Californian: So what? It's 5 degrees warmer.

Typical Californian: Fuck off! Go away!

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