gigliello

An individual who believes that getting an education is a waste of time and money. Even if the student is clearly capable of getting one; they will be pessimistic about the student's future success.

Rose: Looks like Michael is too disabled to succeed in the years to come.
Tom: I concur.
Luann: Me too.
Michael: You gigliellos! I was never disabled to begin with.

Szalowski's Disease

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.

Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.