scriz

yet another term for scrotum

Rod: Yo dawg, my scriz itches.

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Turf-cutting Ceremony

The act of ceremoniously trimming/shaving one's pubic region in anticipation of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.

(Ben walks into bathroom)

Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?

Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.

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