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n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.
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Hey Pierre. Stick it in the five-hole, eh!
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n. Excellent full pipe of hash, opium etc.
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Dude! That super bowl on the weekend was superb!
I thought you didn't like football.
I don't.
n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.
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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.
Ahh. I think it's sweet.
Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.
n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.
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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.
Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.
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v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
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n. Surfers rappers and others who think they is "cool".
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n. The elusive "something" that "Occupy Wall Street" protesters are trying to obtain a piece of. It could be justice; it could be peace; it could be ineffable. Whatever it is, they all want a piece of the occupie.
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Dude! Scrape the peace stickers off your dad's old hippie tent and let's get down to Wall Street and grab a piece of that occupie.
Should I grab his acoustic guitar too?
No. It doesn't seem to have that protest-song vibe. Also, there are porta-potties and a lack of stoners selling each other hand-made jewelry.
It will come man. It will come.
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